Patience is not a virtue.
Patience takes practice.
Poo can be worth pxting.
Pee is best when in the potty.
Pie is more interesting than pi to a toddler (or a hungry mummy).
Precious moments unfold daily.
Painting can be done in the bath with ‘magic brown paint’.
Popping bubbles is like Christmas.
Paddies can be painful.
Paste is wasted.
Precociousness rhymes with ferociousness.
Secure the perimeter at all times.
Nappy has two pees in it.
Placid is pleasant.
‘Nap’ has a pee at the end.
Parenting is about persistence.
COMMENT: Have you got any ‘pee’ stories to share? I would love to hear them!